chocolatefoood:

Magic Custard Cake

chocolatefoood:

Magic Custard Cake

osointricate:

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

"Tulsa firefighters, you light ‘em, we fight ‘em, how can I assist you?"

"I tell my students, ‘When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game."

Toni Morrison (via jaegerjaques)

I’ve already blogged this before but it basically sums up my entire philosophy much better than I ever could so here we are.

(via kellyzen)

gonna put this quote up on the slide at the end of my sociology intro course this semester because yes

(via dynamicsymmetry)

Lydia Martin in all the episodes of season 3B
"The other night I helped save someone’s life, that felt really good and I look at you and all I can think is that you helped kill Boyd. You’re not just a bad boy, Aiden. You’re a bad guy and I don’t wanna be with the bad guys."

npr:

theweekmagazine:

The complete guide to cooking eggs every which way

You’ve had scrambled eggs. You’ve had poached eggs. But have you had poached-scrambled eggs?

Poached-scrambled eggs? Tell me more… — Lauren 

fictionalnotfactual:

Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese - Flaunt USA October 2006

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

beautilation:

Four million dollar mansion burns to the ground in Ohio. x

beautilation:

Four million dollar mansion burns to the ground in Ohio. x

Track: Gunshot
Artist: Lykke Li
Album: I Never Learn

lykkeli:

Lykke Li | Gunshot