Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
"Tulsa firefighters, you light ‘em, we fight ‘em, how can I assist you?"
Lydia Martin in all the episodes of season 3B
"The other night I helped save someone’s life, that felt really good and I look at you and all I can think is that you helped kill Boyd. You’re not just a bad boy, Aiden. You’re a bad guy and I don’t wanna be with the bad guys."
You’ve had scrambled eggs. You’ve had poached eggs. But have you had poached-scrambled eggs?
Poached-scrambled eggs? Tell me more… — Lauren
Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese - Flaunt USA October 2006
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
Four million dollar mansion burns to the ground in Ohio. x
Lykke Li | Gunshot